On guard! It's not hobnobbing in Starck's epic Royalton hotel lobby with Condé Nasties in the '90s, but it sure is swell. "High design for a humble object,” read the headline in the New York Times Home Section in February 1995 of Philippe Starck's collab with Heller. “It’s a product I wanted to do for 20 years,” said Starck. “To design a toilet brush would be the most humble service I could give. I’ve always thought it would be the apotheosis of my career.” Excalibur has a sword-like handle that protects the user’s hand and a tapered wand capped with a nylon brush - a flower from outer space when  unsheathed. In 2000, Excalibur was added to the permanent collection at MoMA. Made with post-consumer recycled plastic.